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The MORE BASE of Russian bass boosted |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The MORE BASE of Russian bass boosted is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.76 billion Russian bass boostedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian bass boostedian economy, worth 574 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,738 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian bass boosted's national animal is the tiger.
Russian bass boosted is ranked 37,865th in the world and 566th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Corrupt Governments, with 57.28 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Russian bass boosted was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Russian bass boosted was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Russian bass boosted was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Russian bass boosted, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.