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The Queen's State of Royal Scotia

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The Queen's State of Royal Scotia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.451 billion Royal Scotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Royal Scotian economy, worth 669 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,428 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,068 per year while the poor average 1,849, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal Scotia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royal Scotia is ranked 158,607^th in the world and 5^th in Province of Ontario for Most Primitive, scoring -58.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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