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The State of Rousseff

“A giant by thine own nature”

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The State of Rousseff is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 23.161 billion Rousseffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rousseffian economy, worth 838 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,198 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, all footpaths have tollbooths, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Rousseff in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rousseff's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rousseff is ranked 110,805^th in the world and 1^st in Papeete for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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