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“Unstopper the Jar of Pig Grease and Let the Games Begin”

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The Naked Affrontery of Ronstopable Progress is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Poppa Ball Bag with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.22 billion Frontal Nudians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt Nakid. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ronstopable Progressian economy, worth 171 trillion Dicky Fun Bucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,880 Dicky Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Ronstopable Progress's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, Frontal Nudians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ronstopable Progress's national animal is the Fat Naked Party Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nudianity.

Ronstopable Progress is ranked 240,271^st in the world and 1^st in Hotspoonia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.