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The Republic of Rocketfuel63 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.54 billion Rocketfuel63ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rocketfuel63ian economy, worth 370 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,499 Rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government forces Rocketfuel63ians to eat their vegetables, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel63's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rocketfuel63 is ranked 82,113^th in the world and 1^st in Englinia of Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,999.11 Standard Monetary Units.