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The Theocracy of Righteousistan

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The Theocracy of Righteousistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Julio Danger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.563 billion Righteousistaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karenville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Righteousistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,311 trillion Markkaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,441 Markkaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Mexico. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Righteousistan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Righteousistan is ranked 454^th in the world and 1^st in Mexico for Most Corrupt Governments, with 662.86 kickbacks per hour.

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