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The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia

“Eternal Resistance to the Blasphemous Reforms of Nikon”

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The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.937 billion Revniteles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,552 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,576 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, faithful allies are always valued, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 276,274^th in the world and 13^th in Slavia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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