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The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska

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The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.889 billion Сѣрбскіе are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сѣрбскаградъ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Сѣрбскій economy, worth a remarkable 3,768 trillion Рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 424,004 Рубльs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,953,186 per year while the poor average 4,046, a ratio of 977 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, concussed Вольвѣрінъball players cannot remember their lineup position, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Сѣрбскій military, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Respublika SErbska's national animal is the Вольвѣрінъ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Сѣрбское Родноверіе.

Respublika SErbska is ranked 291,874^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Slavic Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -52.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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