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The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska

“Слава Роду!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Holy Slavic Empire

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.154 billion Сѣрбскіе are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сѣрбскаградъ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Сѣрбскій economy, worth a remarkable 1,936 trillion Рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 375,674 Рубльs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,102,795 per year while the poor average 9,345, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, children keel over while singing "Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I Gives Us the Water of Life", and schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Respublika SErbska's national animal is the Вольвѣрінъ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Сѣрбское Родноверіе.

Respublika SErbska is ranked 231,015th in the world and 1st in Holy Slavic Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,345.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 100thFattest Citizens: 113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Devout: 152ndMost Patriotic: 179thMost Avoided: 198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213thLargest Gambling Industry: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdMost Armed: 322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 688thLargest Mining Sector: 721stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 771stMost Efficient Economies: 786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 791stRudest Citizens: 871stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 901stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,009thHighest Crime Rates: 1,028thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,047thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,129thHighest Average Incomes: 1,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,364thMost Primitive: 1,612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,688thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,749thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,110thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,292ndLargest Governments: 3,924thMost Conservative: 5,668thLargest Black Market: 6,747thHighest Economic Output: 10,105th

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