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The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska

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The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.877 billion Сѣрбскіе are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сѣрбскаградъ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Сѣрбскій economy, worth a remarkable 3,760 trillion Рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 423,663 Рубльs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,950,392 per year while the poor average 4,038, a ratio of 978 to 1.

The clergy of Сѣрбское Родноверіе remains a single-sex institution, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Respublika SErbska's national animal is the Вольвѣрінъ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Сѣрбское Родноверіе.

Respublika SErbska is ranked 14,813^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Slavic Empire for Most Primitive, scoring 86.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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