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The Dominion of Reskellia

“Help yourself first to better help others.”

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The Dominion of Reskellia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.353 billion Reskellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Reskellian economy, worth a remarkable 5,853 trillion Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 287,604 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reskellia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tranquility of Yellow.

Reskellia is ranked 86,615^th in the world and 3^rd in The Empire of Draconic States for Most Primitive, scoring 19.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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