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The Confederation of Republic of Dixie |
“Showing public the truth doesn't make them think”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: Dixie |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Confederation of Republic of Dixie is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Rex of Texas with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.735 billion Confederates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galveston. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion Confederate Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,685 Confederate Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Dixie's national animal is the Black-Mouthed Cur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spirtual Gnostic.
Republic of Dixie is ranked 3,812th in the world and 1st in Dixie for Most Cultured, scoring 184 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
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Republic of Dixie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting the Humanities in Education and Research".
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Republic of Dixie adopted General Assembly Resolution #12 "Against Torture".
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Republic of Dixie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Dixie, concussed Black-Mouthed Curball players cannot remember their lineup position.
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Republic of Dixie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Kytler Peninsulae".













































































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