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The Republic of Republic Of Anti-Parkistan

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The Republic of Republic Of Anti-Parkistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 3.11 billion Republic Of Anti-Parkistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Republic Of Anti-Parkistanian economy, worth 29.4 trillion No Parkistani Rupeeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,459 No Parkistani Rupeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of Anti-Parkistan's national animal is the China Fat fries, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic Of Anti-Parkistan is ranked 105,979^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Parkistan for Safest, scoring 79.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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