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The OwO is cool of OwOlanda

“OwO”

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The OwO is cool of OwOlanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The leader of OwOs with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.429 billion OwOlandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO city. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The OwOlandan economy, worth 247 trillion OwO dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,359 OwO dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

OwO city's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, black tea is only available on the black market, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OwOlanda's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OwOlanda is ranked 84,966^th in the world and 119^th in Sophia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,533.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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