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The Most Serene Republic of Red Nine is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.109 billion Red Nineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The Red Ninean economy, worth 209 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,945 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, Red Ninean politicians are often described as having more style than substance, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Nine's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Red Nine is ranked 107,162^nd in the world and 14^th in Nevadia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,596.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.