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The Texas Aggies of Pulled Pork Sandwiches

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The Texas Aggies of Pulled Pork Sandwiches is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mike Elko with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.21 billion Aggies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of College Station. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aggie economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion greybacks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,866 greybacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Mike Elko bullying an old man to the point of tears, royal babies are so on-point right now, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulled Pork Sandwiches's national animal is the rough collie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Methodist.

Pulled Pork Sandwiches is ranked 99,568^th in the world and 6^th in Bourbon Pecan Pie for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,022.45 Standard Monetary Units.

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