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The Grand Monarchy of Puffin Islands

“Are we politicians, or the cast of Magic Mike?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Grand Monarchy of Puffin Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Hunter the First with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.717 billion Puffin Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Port. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puffin Islandsian economy, worth 695 trillion Puffels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 121,613 Puffels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puffin Islands's national animal is the Tufted Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Puffin Islands is ranked 197,028th in the world and 378th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 9.11 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,012thMost Influential: 5,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,064thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,379thMost Efficient Economies: 13,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,999thMost Developed: 14,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,271stHealthiest Citizens: 19,724thSmartest Citizens: 19,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,084thHighest Average Incomes: 22,811thLargest Mining Sector: 23,214thLowest Crime Rates: 23,639th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 72 » Balan Bar, Socialist Platypus, Liberto-Ancapistan, Loveable Dogs, Pervincia, Lislandia, Tarzantos El Camosia, Gatorstan, Creditopia, Space Nudists, Dyrland, Atila, Tolerian Empire, Nein Marosts, Cyzixraqab, Cle Brait, StarGaiz, El Blurkistan, Erithian, Stustu, Primis Tenebris, Mudreuque, Covidialia, Vivenxistan, Wakaru, Nova Briton, Oktadonia, Werstonal, Duby, Saint Killebrew, Ciapore, Untied States of Matter, Kurczak Mielony, Swiss Hommousionopia, Land of Legacy, Xavier The 1, JoshRunsAGovernment, Her Majesty Silver Garden, Zuelong, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Oak River, Charville, Aelandi, GreatBritannia, The Free City of Nelson, Jossel, Hubdova, The Psittacines, Skoorb, Hockeyyekcoh, and 22 others.BadBitchVille, Suryadweep Islands, Clownclub, Triforma, Free Azell, Gibraltarica, Kursibar, Hamptoria, Mandarivia, Bothenry, Devonigondwana, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Eastern Starbowie, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Cramboria, Redamia, Covoicotheval, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, Seolia, and Great Luirokitanea.