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The I must of Protection of the Free

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The I must of Protection of the Free is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.875 billion Protection of the Freeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Protection of the Freean economy, worth 538 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,670 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protection of the Free's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Protection of the Free is ranked 61,347^th in the world and 1^st in Order of the republic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,582.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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