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The United States of Printer867

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The United States of Printer867 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.381 billion Printer867ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer867ian economy, worth 852 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,344 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Printer867ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, and teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Printer867's offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer867's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer867 is ranked 267,243^rd in the world and 2,435^th in Two for Safest, scoring 8.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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