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The Empire of Porzingis Machine

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The Empire of Porzingis Machine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.858 billion Porzingis Machineans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Porzingis Machinean economy, worth 814 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 63,336 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,191 per year while the poor average 12,919, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Porzingis Machine's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porzingis Machine is ranked 38,212^th in the world and 1^st in The New United Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 58,333.08 Standard Monetary Units.

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