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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.753 billion Headpat Centralians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 266,134 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 2,324th in the world and 51st in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 768.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 181stMost Inclusive: 342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 395thHighest Food Quality: 412thNicest Citizens: 420thMost Pacifist: 429thMost Developed: 460thHealthiest Citizens: 465thLongest Average Lifespans: 483rdBest Weather: 503rdMost Beautiful Environments: 525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 556thSafest: 630thSmartest Citizens: 727thMost Cultured: 764thLargest Publishing Industry: 851stLargest Welfare Programs: 965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,046thLowest Crime Rates: 1,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,157thLargest Governments: 1,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,609thMost Influential: 2,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,324thMost Efficient Economies: 2,610thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,388thHighest Economic Output: 4,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,010thMost Stationary: 9,387thMost Secular: 11,009thMost Income Equality: 14,072ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 24,265thLargest Populations: 27,825th
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Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 260th in the regionMost Patriotic: 380th in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 467th in the region

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