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The Federal Republic of Pizza Union

“Patience and love make nothing impossible.”

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The Federal Republic of Pizza Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Pizza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.123 billion Pizzians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pisa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The very strong Pizza Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,295 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,750 per year while the poor average 13,268, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Pizzism has been named as Pizza Union's national religion, Pizza Union has designated Pisa as its capital city, and Mister Pizza has just been declared ruler of Pizza Union in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizza Union's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pizzism.

Pizza Union is ranked 157,464^th in the world and 3^rd in The Union of Idontknow for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 555.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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