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The Weeb Wonderland of Pinnalandia

“Forsake the Rake.”

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The Weeb Wonderland of Pinnalandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Monika with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.814 billion weeaboos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ugarit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient horny economy, worth a remarkable 4,421 trillion hexadrons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,099 hexadrons, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinnalandia's national animal is the Indian Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Daedric.

Pinnalandia is ranked 289,867^th in the world and 159^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Nicest Citizens, with 0.21 average smiles per day.

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