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The Weeb Wonderland of Pinnalandia

“Forsake the Rake.”

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The Weeb Wonderland of Pinnalandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.809 billion weeaboos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ugarit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient horny economy, worth a remarkable 4,419 trillion hexadrons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,072 hexadrons, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinnalandia's national animal is the Indian Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Daedric.

Pinnalandia is ranked 10,675^th in the world and 41^st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.83 law-abiding acts per hour.

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