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The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania

“Sarmatian-Germanic Is Above All, The Rest Is Nothing!”

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The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 256 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The powerhouse Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 17.9 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 69,744 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, it is said that a Sarmatian-Germanic race woman's work is never done, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 43,513^th in the world and 1,484^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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