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The State of Philippe Albert is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.877 billion Philippe Albertians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Philippe Albertian economy, worth 911 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,169 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,508 per year while the poor average 2,050, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all tariffs have been abolished, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Philippe Albert's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Philippe Albert is ranked 113,187^th in the world and 3^rd in Muscat for Most Primitive, scoring -30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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