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The Republic of PFG is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 119 million PFGians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving PFGian economy, worth 7.85 trillion dollas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,928 dollas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,686 per year while the poor average 7,106, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Charity no longer begins at home, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts, and the debts of the father fall upon the son. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. PFG's national animal is the rapper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PFG is ranked 296,197^th in the world and 79^th in Cole World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.