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The Free Purple Land of Pegawai

“And still those voices are callin' from far away”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: DGO

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Free Purple Land of Pegawai is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.898 billion Pegawaians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pegawaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 187,004 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,687,362 per year while the poor average 2,525, a ratio of 668 to 1.

Political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and the Pegawaian military is limping towards victory. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pegawai's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pegawai is ranked 2,050th in the world and 5th in DGO for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 184,386.72 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 568thHighest Crime Rates: 594thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 594thFattest Citizens: 646thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 685thMost Avoided: 1,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,056thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,072ndMost Armed: 1,126thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,301stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,050thRudest Citizens: 2,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,692ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,921stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,458thMost Efficient Economies: 5,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,020thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,149thHighest Average Incomes: 12,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,695thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,287thMost Pro-Market: 24,373rdHighest Drug Use: 27,723rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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