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The Pathedonist Maple Queendom of Pathonia

“Si vis pacem, para bellum~”

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The Pathedonist Maple Queendom of Pathonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.791 billion Pathonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Krownviggens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,270 Krownviggens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Augusta Kossulminus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pathonia's national animal is the Ermin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldenchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 2,012^th in the world and 57^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.9 law-abiding acts per hour.

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