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The Pathedonist Maple Queendom of Pathonia

“What kindly artful pale black shroud doth Humanity don?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the Pacific

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The Pathedonist Maple Queendom of Pathonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.684 billion Pathonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Krownviggens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,065 Krownviggens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Air Pathonia is rumored to receive more government funding than the Pathonian Air Force, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, Ermins are considered a delicacy, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pathonia's national animal is the Ermin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldenchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 44,169th in the world and 378th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 999.11083973532 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 862ndLargest Governments: 1,015thMost Inclusive: 1,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,113thMost Efficient Economies: 1,173rdHighest Food Quality: 1,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,257thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,408thMost Developed: 1,510thMost Cultured: 1,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,867thSmartest Citizens: 1,909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,951stLowest Crime Rates: 1,986thMost Devout: 2,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,946thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,162ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,312thBest Weather: 3,675thMost Patriotic: 4,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,760thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,176thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,520thNicest Citizens: 6,771stSafest: 7,627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,498thHighest Economic Output: 10,515thMost Influential: 13,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,776thTop
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Nudest: 15,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,543rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost Patriotic: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionNudest: 156th in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185th in the regionSafest: 187th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 288th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 361st in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionLargest Populations: 436th in the region

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