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The Jingoistic States of Pamela Pauly Chinnis

“The centre cannot hold”

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The Jingoistic States of Pamela Pauly Chinnis is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.922 billion Pamela Pauly Chinnisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The Pamela Pauly Chinnisian economy, worth 536 trillion Platinums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 45,013 Platinums, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pamela Pauly Chinnis's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pamela Pauly Chinnis is ranked 128,802^nd in the world and 92^nd in The Gallery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

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