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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.079 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,382 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 609,553 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Overdosed crackheads but at least the trains run on time, the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country, and it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Overdosed crackheads offered the words "peace be upon you". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 291,154^th in the world and 4,131^st in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.44 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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