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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.137 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,980 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 552,031 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,868,344 per year while the poor average 120,537, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 209,541st in the world and 7,616th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thMost Avoided: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thMost Secular: 39thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stMost Primitive: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thMost Ignorant Citizens: 72ndLargest Insurance Industry: 76thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thFattest Citizens: 158thHighest Economic Output: 159thMost Armed: 169thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thHighest Average Incomes: 190thLargest Retail Industry: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thMost Stationary: 377thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 725thRudest Citizens: 767thLargest Black Market: 880thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,400thLargest Populations: 2,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,034thMost Conservative: 6,288thMost Efficient Economies: 6,391stNudest: 6,579thTop
Most Influential: 11,437thMost Authoritarian: 12,093rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,665thLargest Governments: 19,346th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionNudest: 212th in the regionMost Conservative: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 508th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 548th in the region

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