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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.005 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 15,448 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 11,754th in the world and 139th in the Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 4,015 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Avoided: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thMost Primitive: 42ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdMost Secular: 54thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 74thHighest Disposable Incomes: 76thMost Ignorant Citizens: 81stHighest Economic Output: 155thFattest Citizens: 161stMost Armed: 173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thHighest Average Incomes: 198thLargest Retail Industry: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 301stMost Stationary: 384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 604thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 720thRudest Citizens: 779thLargest Black Market: 1,014thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,505thLargest Populations: 2,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,554thMost Efficient Economies: 6,758thMost Conservative: 6,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,316thNudest: 7,821stTop
Most Influential: 11,754thMost Authoritarian: 12,701stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,665thLargest Governments: 20,362nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionTop
Nudest: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Conservative: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 486th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 664th in the region

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