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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.833 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 15,904 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 167th in the world and 7th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 95.25 Obesity Rate.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thMost Primitive: 45thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rdMost Secular: 64thHighest Disposable Incomes: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 76thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 82ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thHighest Economic Output: 155thFattest Citizens: 167thMost Armed: 173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 182ndHighest Average Incomes: 208thLargest Retail Industry: 250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 750thRudest Citizens: 858thLargest Black Market: 1,103rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,533rdLargest Populations: 2,859thMost Conservative: 5,860thMost Efficient Economies: 7,318thNudest: 7,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,872ndMost Authoritarian: 11,759thTop
Most Influential: 13,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,775thLargest Governments: 20,492nd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionNudest: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 217th in the regionMost Conservative: 254th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 583rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 589th in the region

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