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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.739 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,124 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 548,758 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Overdosed crackheadsian military, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 861st in the world and 19th in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 309.97 Insults Per Minute.

Most Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thMost Avoided: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thMost Secular: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thMost Primitive: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Ignorant Citizens: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stHighest Disposable Incomes: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 86thFattest Citizens: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 149thHighest Economic Output: 157thHighest Average Incomes: 162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 320thMost Stationary: 401stLargest Black Market: 495thMost Efficient Economies: 503rdMost Armed: 641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 685thRudest Citizens: 861stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,360thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,488thLargest Populations: 2,967thNudest: 4,551stMost Conservative: 4,656thMost Authoritarian: 8,321stTop
Most Influential: 9,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,867thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,532nd
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 133rd in the regionNudest: 140th in the regionMost Conservative: 240th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 401st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 413th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535th in the regionLargest Governments: 538th in the region

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