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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.543 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 15,744 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 241,365th in the world and 6,412th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -49.8 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thMost Primitive: 42ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thMost Secular: 57thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Ignorant Citizens: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thHighest Disposable Incomes: 81stHighest Economic Output: 155thFattest Citizens: 168thMost Armed: 173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187thHighest Average Incomes: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 301stMost Stationary: 361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 590thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 757thRudest Citizens: 847thLargest Black Market: 1,049thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,512thLargest Populations: 2,806thMost Conservative: 6,181stMost Efficient Economies: 7,113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,273rdNudest: 7,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,722ndMost Influential: 11,745thMost Authoritarian: 11,876thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,042ndLargest Governments: 20,354th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionNudest: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionMost Conservative: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 476th in the regionLargest Governments: 509th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 607th in the region

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