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The Principality of Oslasa70

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The Principality of Oslasa70 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.602 billion Oslasa70ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,608 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa70's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa70 is ranked 13,008^th in the world and 807^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.52 law-abiding acts per hour.

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