Spotlight on:
The Loving Couple of One-True Pairing- |
“Lumity”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Bobbersonian palace |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Loving Couple of One-True Pairing- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Derwin with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.877 billion One-True Pairing-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conformatorium. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient One-True Pairing-ian economy, worth 495 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,677 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, One-True Pairing- is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One-True Pairing-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
One-True Pairing- is ranked 131,834th in the world and 2nd in Bobbersonian palace for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,183.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : One-True Pairing- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : One-True Pairing-'s influence in Bobbersonian palace fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, One-True Pairing- is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
- : One-True Pairing-'s influence in Bobbersonian palace rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
- : One-True Pairing- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in One-True Pairing-, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.