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The Dominion of Old Celtica

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The Dominion of Old Celtica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.843 billion Old Celticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Old Celtican economy, worth 54.3 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,044 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Celtica's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Celtica is ranked 112,389^th in the world and 1^st in Old Celtica for Most Primitive, scoring -28.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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