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The Crown State of Okiehomie

“The most okay place”

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The Crown State of Okiehomie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ingrid with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.74 billion Oklahomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newport. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Okiehomiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion United Kroner a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,590 United Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ingrid goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okiehomie's national animal is the Scissor-tailed flycatcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Akuanism.

Okiehomie is ranked 7,368^th in the world and 336^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 181.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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