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The Loam Kingdom of Ochre Panther

“A Panther for All Seasons”

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The Loam Kingdom of Ochre Panther is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dusty Mouser with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.1 billion Ochre Panthers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sienna Barrens. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ochre Panther economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion pantheras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,946 pantheras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, for 25 pantheras tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ochre Panther's national animal is the Umber Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chthonic Rites.

Ochre Panther is ranked 282,931^st in the world and 41^st in Pantherine for Most Primitive, scoring -384.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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