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The Insular Area of Observation Cay |
“Loc Leithen”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Starlight Isles |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Insular Area of Observation Cay is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.073 billion Observation Cayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.
The powerhouse Observation Cayian economy, worth 170 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,312 Imperial Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Observation Cay's national animal is the Island Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Observation Cay is ranked 197,480th in the world and 4th in Starlight Isles for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
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Observation Cay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement.
- : Following new legislation in
Observation Cay, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.









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