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The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 96

“I have too many puppets”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 96 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.109 billion NSC Puppet 96ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 96ian economy, worth 934 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,982 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, NSC Puppet 96's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 96's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 96 is ranked 252,720th in the world and 2,228th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,757.15 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,200thTop
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Most Devout: 3,559thFattest Citizens: 3,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,292ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,518thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,720thMost Efficient Economies: 6,994thRudest Citizens: 8,254thLowest Crime Rates: 9,321stLargest Mining Sector: 9,860thNudest: 9,928thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,051stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,475thLargest Governments: 13,364thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,609thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,500thMost Cultured: 20,575thHighest Average Incomes: 21,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,141stMost Developed: 27,126th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionFattest Citizens: 128th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 185th in the region

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