Spotlight on:
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 96 |
“I have too many puppets”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 96 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.109 billion NSC Puppet 96ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.7%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 96ian economy, worth 934 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,982 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, NSC Puppet 96's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 96's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 96 is ranked 252,720th in the world and 2,228th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,757.15 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NSC Puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, NSC Puppet 96's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : NSC Puppet 96 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, the nation is completely gun-free.
- : NSC Puppet 96 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 96, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.