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The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 92 |
“I have too many puppets”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 92 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.107 billion NSC Puppet 92ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 92ian economy, worth 941 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 154,197 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 92's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 92 is ranked 69,819th in the world and 725th in Two for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
- : NSC Puppet 92 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 92, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.