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The Colony of Not-a-spy 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.257 billion Not-a-spy 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Not-a-spy 2ian economy, worth 415 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,589 Oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, all Not-a-spy 2ians live like kings, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-a-spy 2's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Not-a-spy 2 is ranked 32,212^th in the world and 2^nd in Massachusetts for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,342.77 Standard Monetary Units.