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The Confederacy of Northern Kreisau

“Virtute et constantia”

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The Confederacy of Northern Kreisau is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erwin Rutherford with a fair hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.994 billion Kreisauans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voltengaum. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The thriving Kreisauan economy, worth 637 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,176 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Kreisau's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Kreisau is ranked 247,093^rd in the world and 4^th in Nations of Galicia for Most Primitive, scoring -143.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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