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The Federation of No moking |
“Don't Hate, Obliterate”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.764 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,011 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,925 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into No mokingian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 283,173rd in the world and 5,224th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in No moking, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into No mokingian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : No moking was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Markanissa.
- : No moking was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : No moking was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : No moking was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, reddish-brown is the new black.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 168 » Drystar, Tsunamy, Amerion, Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Great Lothian, Chernaya Zvezda, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Aurcania, Ostavaria, ARIAPOLIS01, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, The Haughtherlands, Tur Monkadzii, Zaelith, Soem, Oreo States, Abarri, Unielvan Millorvium, Altnavia, Myness, Saciu, Privatore, Atomic Garden, Ugranda, New Bulacan, Land of Mari, Dereistic, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Linden Oak, The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, Estival, and 118 others.Goldnation, The Ginger Lands, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Venezia Pacifica, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Bonobiana, North Pernambuco, Skaladoria, America Gone Wrong, Farelonia, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, USNE2018, Alvira, Gonthavnor, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Balisca, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Doundaly, Cerespasia, Dimplingpie, Greater Lamero, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Maeiland, Purisect, Sumina, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, New Maxta, Amerinsca, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Deerp, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Los Lonley Boys, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Mercian Legions, The Filippinas, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Bogani, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Albend, 7 Trees, North Harave, Haya-Nagatoro, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, Meglomania, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, The Lombard League, and Markanissa.