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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place

“More pirates = less global warming”

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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.562 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,439 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 286,900^th in the world and 6,269^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 4.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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