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The Republic of Noob1 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.023 billion Noob1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob1ian economy, worth 205 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,959 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and where there's smoke there's the Noob1ian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob1's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob1 is ranked 163,870^th in the world and 13^th in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 411.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.