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The Holy Blue Republic of No Cap |
“NationStates, Friendship, Moo”
| Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Good |
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Location: Galactic Empire of Sween |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Holy Blue Republic of No Cap is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 4.617 billion No Capians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The No Capian economy, worth 212 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,949 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and the free market's hand is quite visible. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Cap's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.
No Cap is ranked 289,238th in the world and 9th in Galactic Empire of Sween for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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No Cap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
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No Cap, the free market's hand is quite visible.
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No Cap, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
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No Cap, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, Emperor Wuff's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in
No Cap, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for No Capian citizenship.







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