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The Republic of Nicolas Maduro

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The Republic of Nicolas Maduro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 12.978 billion Nicolas Maduroans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Nicolas Maduroan economy, worth 79.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 6,147 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicolas Maduro's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nicolas Maduro is ranked 82,241^st in the world and 1,561^st in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.57 kickbacks per hour.

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