Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of New Rojava |
“Safety grows from the barrel of a gun”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Fair |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Commonwealth of New Rojava is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Council of New Rojava with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.401 billion New Rojavans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Afrin. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped New Rojavan economy, worth 64.7 trillion KDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,170 KDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and Supreme Council of New Rojava is the self-declared God of all New Rojava. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Rojava's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Councilism.
New Rojava is ranked 123,515th in the world and 6,151st in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 914.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Rojava's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : New Rojava changed its national faith to "Councilism".
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, Supreme Council of New Rojava is the self-declared God of all New Rojava.
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : New Rojava was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : New Rojava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in New Rojava, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.