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The Colonial Patronic Autority of New Panormia

“Is the will of the people that keeps the empire power”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Konteka People Organization

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Colonial Patronic Autority of New Panormia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Colonial Central General Governor Dorde with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.018 billion Neo-Patroniks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ikonge Cankova. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Panormian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion Jenstar Ancíres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 182,309 Jenstar Ancíres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over New Panormia, and the Rabbit is a protected species. Crime is totally unknown. New Panormia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darteism.

New Panormia is ranked 188,486th in the world and 1st in Konteka People Organization for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,855thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,081stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,382ndNicest Citizens: 3,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,552ndMost Inclusive: 3,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,059thMost Developed: 4,630thMost Efficient Economies: 4,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,691stSmartest Citizens: 4,923rdLargest Governments: 5,426thSafest: 5,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,785thMost Pacifist: 6,063rdHighest Food Quality: 6,211thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,734thMost Secular: 7,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,979thLowest Crime Rates: 9,724thMost Income Equality: 10,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,636thHighest Average Incomes: 13,493rdBest Weather: 13,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,002ndTop
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Most Cultured: 15,749thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,878thHighest Economic Output: 18,779thNudest: 19,315thMost Patriotic: 20,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,044thMost Politically Free: 24,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,946thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,396th

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