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The Austria of New Chilokver

“Founded 06/10/14, TNP”

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The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate population of 20.826 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 8,003 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,290 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 271^st in the world and 13^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,405.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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